Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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