just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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