dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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