We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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