Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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