so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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