I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
they need to just BURY HIM!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
This toilet bowl is my home.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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