Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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