with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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