I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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