Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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