We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize