I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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