My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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