I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i think my cat just said my name.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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