so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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