Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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