Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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