JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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