When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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