Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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