this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize