I feel great
I just peed on a car
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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