Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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