i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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