i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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