now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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