im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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