I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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