Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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