he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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