i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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