Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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