Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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