You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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