I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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