How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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