Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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