Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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