Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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