It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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