I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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