I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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