Ketchup is God's man juice
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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