is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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