Define "chronic" masturbator.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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