I'm gonna have a badass scar
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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