I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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