so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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