You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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