if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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