For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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